Ok, I think it’s safe to say that we all know that the red itchy and horrendous looking rash on our faces some mornings is not really a result of any over-enthusiasm under the sheets the night before. Therefore I thought I better provide a more acceptable reason as to why some of us suffer the dreaded “I’ve just stuck my face in a boiling pot of water” look than others. The truth is anyone can suffer “Shaving Rash” regardless of skin type, but those of us who were born with rather sensitive skin, obviously are at the front of the queue. I see you are nodding in agreement!

However, you may well be asking yourself “How the hell after a 5 min shave, do I end up looking like I’ve had my face toasted in a sandwich maker!”  Well, here are a few things to ponder.

  1. Your skin has not been warmed up and softened enough prior to using your razor.
  2. You must soak your face & neck with warm water first, either in the shower or with a face cloth. This helps lift the hair follicles out ready for an easier smoother shave.
  3. Make sure your razor is always sharp. Don’t try and use that rusty looking blade because you can’t be bothered to go and buy a new one.
  4. Always rinse your blade under hot water after each stroke. This both helps it cut easier and keeps the blade sharp, preventing those nasty nicks.
  5. Do not push your blade too hard against your skin. Relax and do several lighter shorter strokes and slow down, it’s better to miss the bus than cut your throat and bleed to death (ok that’s an obvious over-exaggeration)
  6. Do not yell at the kids, or wife whilst having the blade at your throat. Shaving should be a man’s morning quiet time. Even dare I say it, an enjoyable experience?
  7. Do not shave against the direction your facial hair grows. Make sure you check all sides of your face as it will vary and the same with your neck.
  8. Do not apply any alcohol based Colognes on any shaved area of your face or neck, this will only aggravate and inflame any existing irritation.
  9. Immediately rinse your shaved face with cool water, pat dry, and then apply a soothing, cooling and calming balm. Make sure its natural, with no artificial colours or fragrances as these will increase redness and inflammation. Any balm with Aloe Vera is good as this helps to soothe and heal.
  10. Lastly. Don’t rush! Allow a little more time and follow these hints and you will be able to  walk proud each morning with your head (Face) held high, rather than hiding behind your morning newspaper on the bus or train, hoping the hot blonde opposite hasn’t noticed that your face looks like you tripped and fell on your sanding machine

Here’s to a great Shave every day! Did someone mention a Brazilian? I’m out of here!